The biggest question in the universe.

Why do you have a blog?

If I write this shit, someone might as well read it. Might as well be you.

Why should I read this shit?

  1. You have the morbid curiosity of a dedicated rubbernecker, turning your head nearly a 180 degrees as you pass by the roadside carnage. In this metaphor, I’m the wreck and you’re the asshole not paying attention to what’s in front of you.
  2. Or maybe you want to read some casually written bullshit complete with F-bombs, dick jokes, and boobs written quite descriptively.
  3. Or, you just can’t resist the title.