The biggest question in the universe.
Why do you have a blog?
If I write this shit, someone might as well read it. Might as well be you.
Why should I read this shit?
- You have the morbid curiosity of a dedicated rubbernecker, turning your head nearly a 180 degrees as you pass by the roadside carnage. In this metaphor, I’m the wreck and you’re the asshole not paying attention to what’s in front of you.
- Or maybe you want to read some casually written bullshit complete with F-bombs, dick jokes, and boobs written quite descriptively.
- Or, you just can’t resist the title.