Tag Archives: white

Double-You Tee Eff

Ignore This

Dating over thirty sucks. It’s an exercise in near-constant self doubt while you’re dealing with people who might as well be aliens. But at least alien abduction ends with someone getting their pants yanked off followed by some wholesome anal probing. I might give up on dating entirely were it not for my ridiculous libido […]

A Knight to Not Remember

White Knight

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then I’ve been skipping my way to Satan’s hot tub like it was made of goddamn yellow bricks. And while I’m guilty of my fair share of stupid bullshit for less-than-honorable reasons, my nobler moments tend to bite me in the ass. The worst injury […]