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Return of the Thing, Part Three

White Lacey Bra

… and now the thrilling conclusion! If you’re just now joining us you can read about my middle-school church crush (and how “crush” really is a perfect word) in Part One, and then how many years later I ended up in the hospital and that same gal walked into my room and my life Part […]

Return of the Thing, Part One

Old Church

Is this thing still on? It better be, because I forgot the domain and hosting account would auto-renew last week. Shit. Now I better justify the cost by actually doing something with it. You might have noticed that the last piece I wrote was a lot less funny and way more … best way to […]